Unbelievable deceit from my Tony!

I was at home over the weekend and happened across this utterly delightful cartoon movie for which my lad Tony is “obviously” the model.

Not sure?  look at this photo that my good friend Liz took when Tony was still a baby.  You want to say that Tony wasn’t the model?

Kathy's boys - spring 2009
Kathy’s boys – spring 2009

 

 


At last I know who to blame!

Everything is clearer now. The other day I was on the Sainsbury’s site and there, so I thought, was my boy Tony advertising pet insurance.  Some time ago, it must be said.  Before he reached his current petite but splendid maturity.  Then I looked again and I realised: that’s not Tony! That’s his Mum, Crunchie!
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You’ve seen Crunchie before on this blog, sitting in Margaret’s suitcase. We thought she was just joking, taunting us.  Why on earth would she have any real plans to depart her luxurious Greenwich home?

But now I’m really getting worried.  Crunchie started the whole thing off. She taught her sons, my Terry and Tony, how to sneak out and earn cash for their running away fund.

Perhaps they plan to run away together, the generations reunited!


More film work: for Indeed, the job site

Quite horrified to see the Indeed advert just now.  I have to accept that even if Terry is keeping all the cash, he does suffer for his art. No wonder he’s been a bit clingy recently.  I thought it was the cold weather and the fact that I’m away a lot for work and parental support reasons. But the fact is he must be traumatised! I must say that this version of the ad’s left me shaken!


Sandra gave Terry and Tony a book on yoga for Christmas…

…but it turns out they were involved in its production.

Someone else posed for the front cover
Someone else posed for the front cover
Terry in Cheeto pose
Terry in Cheeto pose
Terry in Bolillo pose
Terry in Bolillo pose
The real Terry in training at home
The real Terry in training at home


Liz found this online jigsaw…

… and discovered more of Terry’s early work for XIMAD inc.

Terry pretending to be musical for Magic Puzzles
Terry pretending to be musical for Magic Puzzles

 

 

 


My friend Margaret…

…whose cat Crunchie is my boys’ Mum and looks like she’s in on the running away project…

Crunchie welcoming Margaret home... or packing to leave?
Crunchie welcoming Margaret home… or packing to leave?

…found this pose of Terry’s on ThePoke.co.uk.  Bit of a giveaway!

Terry making himself look ridiculous for the sake of the running away fund.
Terry making himself look ridiculous for the sake of the running away fund.


Thank you to my friend Douglas Board…

… for finding this example of Terry’s work for Blake Snyder‘s book on writing screenplays.

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You can find out more about Douglas at his coaching website Maslow’s Attic or through Lightning Books’ webpage for his excellent first novel, MBA.


Can’t go anywhere!

Wherever I go I find my cats have already been there.

On holiday in Ohrid, Republic of Macedonia I find that Tony has been out here already, posing for the dry cat food they sell in the KAM discount supermarket.

Tony posing for Macedonian cat food brand
Tony posing for Macedonian cat food brand


Tony’s early work

Tony on a poster in Tesco
Tony advertising clubcard points

Taken by surprise today (1/08/15) to find  pic of Tony confronting me in the cat food aisle of my local Tesco.

If he’s had this much work he should be able to pay for his food himself!


Terry poses for Sainsbury’s

Terry and Tony’s running away fund was further enhanced by the big photo shoot Terry did for Sainsbury’s a while back.  Exhausted from his labours, he was not aware of my sneakily taking a photo of the evidence.

Terry exhausted after his Sainsbury's photo shoot